I have never
consciously avoided reading popular fiction, yet my booklist shows it turning up more and more infrequently.
Because honestly, very little of it is any good whatsoever.
I always end up catching the newest Grisham, because while his writing is not the best his plots are often masterful. (Plus I've met him and he's a nice guy.) I always read the newest from Pratchett and Lawhead, but neither of those fit into what I consider the popular fiction category -- the books you find in any Wal-mart, airport bookstore, the light summer reading everybody takes on vacation.
Yet I always hold out hope that there might be one to come along that is really
something, really
special. I thought that
The Sunday Philosophy Club might be it, but it didn't do much for me, although it's much better than most of today's writing.
Isn't it Romantic? had a shot but I still didn't like it.
I've eyed
The First Wife since it came out two years ago. I was drawn to the cover: a woman paused half way up a graceful curved staircase, looking down pensively at something below. It's beautiful. It should be a painting.
The synopsis sounded interesting, too. I thought it sounded like it could have a chance at being a really good book. Yet I stayed away from it -- until Friday, when I happened upon a review that compared it very favorably to DuMaurier's
Rebecca. Ah ha! said I. This has Potential. Perhaps it can be more than the average book and actually can achive something of Beauty and Magnificence.
So in the end I read 59 pages of it last night and realized that A) the writing was very bad, B) the plot was not just implausible but Stupidly Implausible, and C) I didn't actually care if I ever read another line in it.
So I stopped. But I feel gypped and deluded and angry at modern writers for being
mediocre as the rule, not the exception.
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In other news. Today was a good mail day which delivered my first Christmas card of the season, I take great satisfaction in filling bags with trash because it makes me feel productive, and I like flouting grammar rules on occasion.
And I love life.
Praise Him from whom all blessings flow.
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PS:
O Mari of wonder, Mari of might,
Mari of royal beauty bright.
We Three Kings Of Orient Are
from the Christmas Song Generator.
*giggle*