Joie de vivre

Since my collection of water-proof books is slim (read: nonexistant), when I'm bored in the shower I usually resort to reading the backs of the various bottles. (For being the only two women in the house my mum and I have an alarming ability to collect hundreds of bottles of stuff in the shower.) But the horror, oh, the HORROR: Finesse Soy and Silk Conditioner may be great for the hair, but they hired a lousy proofreader.

True beauty is more than skin deep. But tell that to your hair. The surface - the cuticle more precisely is where your hair's beauty is more evident.

Ack.

Who thought up Pizza Hut's Sicilian Lasagne Pizza idea? Let's think this through.

Pizza = good
Lasagne = very good
Pizza + lasagne = why mess up two good things? WHY?

And finally, a very important announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I have MUSCLES in my ARMS. *faint* The gym workouts are paying off. Woohoo!

Hafta go clean now since I won't be around tomorrow. Bah. Saturdays were meant to be spent at home. =P