Joie de vivre

I really don't like being told I look like Chelsea Clinton, even if you mean Chelsea after plastic surgery. 

Fortunately I did have three cups of coffee this morning!

Capital One has almost made me late paying off my credit card bill this month. They either decided not to send me a bill, or to be very late about it. Possibly, if I were feeling generous, I could think that it merely got lost in the mail, but I don't feel generous today.

Arrrrrgh.

I've got me pirate garb on and me cutlass and me wee pirate kitty on me lap. Grog will be forthcoming. I will swagger through the day doing my best impression of a ticked-off lady pirate. It won't be hard. Avast, there, shiver me timbers ... wind in the sails! *squawk*