The things I do for this furry creature, and what gratitude do I get?

[eleneariel]

My feet are freezing because my STUPID cat decided to take his STUPID FURRY LITTLE SELF outside when I wasn't looking, meaning that a barefoot me had to chase him in the dark, through wet grass and in and around fallen trees and finally CLIMB A TREE to rescue him from his own stupidity.

He really should thank me.

Also, among all the other firsts that happened today: I got yelled at in French for the first time. In person AND on the phone. Go me!