the further adventures of Mari caring for her dotty old grandparents

[eleneariel]

I go up to give them their pills, and the following conversation ensues:

Grandma: You know what Bob misses? He really misses going to the library.

Grandpa: I haven't been to the library in years!

Grandma: Oh, I wouldn't say years. Maybe it seems like that to you. *pause* Maybe it's been five years.

Grandpa: So whaddaya have in the library? Books?