Why is the rum always gone?

I'm always really glad that I'm the oldest child by seven years, and the only girl, at that. I'm usually really glad it's just us three. And sometimes I really, really like those two little brothers of mine.

Especially when I get to be the one to introduce them to the joys of movie theatres. 

(Yes, it's true, as a family we don't get out much. The first movie I saw in a theatre was Fellowship of the Ring, and although I've seen many more since, I can still list them all, from memory, and in order.)

No spoilers from me, just a protestation that I thought it was a very good sequel, and a few oddments such as: have you ever seen such great eye makeup on a guy? and oh yes, I am forever traumatized at the thought of anything with tentacles, thank you. 

(Norrington, btw, is so much better with scruffy hair and dirty clothes.)