audience participation

Compared with last night, today's news is positively boring: an x-ray revealed that grandpa has two broken ribs, grandma cut up petunias for her salad and refused to believe they weren't spinach, and a baby mouse bit my finger.

Discuss one of the following:
 a) how grandpa might have broken two ribs without anyone knowing it 
 b) the taste of petunias and whether they are better dressed with ranch or Italian
 c) your best methods for taming baby mice