Hey. Hannah!

You see, now.

To make this not a useless post, I add:

Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the Captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

The Colour of Magic, Terry Pratchett

Library story

I asked him for his library card so I could check out his books.

"Oh, it's in Panama," he said casually, as if it were no more unusual a place to leave it than his other coat pocket.