And so it begins

Anybody flown recently who would like to impart to me the wisdom of Flying With (or without, as it may be) Liquids? The TSA depends too much on jargon to be entirely clear. Is it one item per 'clear, quart-sized, zip-top plastic bag' (okay, that just cracks me up), or only one bag?

Also, I've been advised to arrive two hours early at the airport, which I think is ridiculous considering that the security wait time is averaging five minutes. It's a smaller airport and there just aren't that many people there at 5:30am. Also, it would mean getting up at, um, 2:00 am, which I just am not thrilled about. 3:00 am is bad enough, don't you agree? I say it is. *sigh* The things I sacrifice for my friends...

I have lazed away three days, and today at last I become very industrialful. (I know that's not a word and I actually don't care.) Laundry's drying, thank you cards half written, and the dress only lacks a few details. 

It's definitely time I go have a salad. Mmm.